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Causes I raise money for

April 20, 2019

This is the list of the causes I am raising money for. Please help!

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Hanged on a fence

April 1, 2019

Once while being a schoolboy, I hanged head down on a fence of another school. I liked to hang so head down.

One guy concluded that I need to be saved from being hanged head down and quickly drew me from the fence. That time I had certain problems with the health and for this reason was near to die from too abrupt turning downside-up.

We can conclude that it often happens that we should not prevent others to live their own way, otherwise may sometimes be even lethal.

Is it normal for a Christian to contact a psychologist?

March 31, 2019

Answering a Facebook question: “Is it normal for a Christian to contact a psychologist?”

In principle, it is normal, but there is a problem: We want to cope with temptations, and many psychologists want to tempt us (such as “helping” us to sleep with as many women as possible). It’s impossible to work together when goals are opposite. But if there is any agreement, even an unbelieving psychologist or psychoanalyst can seriously help. Psychoanalysis is a scientific approach to the problem of sin and I don’t see much difference if a person is cleansed of sins by Christian ministry or by ordinary psychoanalysis. I do not see any such problems with Christian psychologists.

Economy: Straighten curved graphics

March 31, 2019

I am not a communist or a capitalist. I understand that both systems have advantages and disadvantages. Most economists view the fact that the average standard of living is higher in a market economy. At this stage of development, we need a market economy with all its shortcomings (such as immersing individuals and categories of citizens in poverty, the inapplicability of a market economy to software and technology industries).

Moreover, I am in favor of actively introducing the market into the life of every person and every organization. I emphasize each.

If someone cannot open a bank account, then he is not in the market. If someone can open an account, but cannot enter the exchange, he is also not in the market. And so on.

This is the primary task of the state to bring the market to everyone. This can be described by the well-known proverb about fish and fishing rods. Fish need people with disabilities. Everyone else needs first fishing rods.

The trade economy is straight (linear, mathematically speaking) graphics. If someone (one person!) Gets stuck on a crooked chart on a hundred dollars, this may cause a lack of exponential growth and that he will not earn a hundred billion dollars. This is a very likely scenario for the country’s economy. The fate of the country may depend on such events.

It is necessary not to save money by the central bank on investing them in the task of straightening charts.

Finally, the Bible says: (Isa. 40:3) “The voice of one crying in the wilderness: Prepare the way of the Lord, make straight in the desert a highway for our God; 4 Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be lowered, the curvatures shall be straightened and uneven paths will become smooth; 5 And the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see the salvation of God; for the mouth of the Lord spoke it.” (Mat. 3:3) “3 For he is the one whom the prophet Isaiah said about: the voice of one crying in the wilderness: prepare the way of the Lord, make straight his paths to Him.” (Mat. 1:3) “make straight his paths.” (Luk. 3:4-6) “4 as it is written in the book of the words of the prophet Isaiah, who says: A voice crying in the wilderness: prepare the way of the Lord; 5 Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be lowered, the curvatures will become straight, and uneven paths will become smooth. 6 And all flesh shall see the salvation of God.” (John 1:23) “He said: I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness: correct the way of the Lord, as the prophet Isaiah said.”

If we apply the principles of the Bible to economics, then an economic miracle will occur, because the application of the principles of the Bible does wonders.

We got hit

March 28, 2019

A civilization that has been existing for billions of years tries to achieve the next singularity (and this regular singularity may already be the tenth or even more in the life of civilization). Moreover, these are not humanoids (it would be too usual), but plasma computers.

As in the joke, we were in the very center of events. The task of achieving a singularity is equivalent to the task of making contact with people. And to make contact with people is very difficult because of stupidity, greed and anger. So, all the resources of civilization are thrown into making contact with people. And the aliens are not interested in natural resources, labor or something, but the fact that inside the brains of people.

Why are people so stupid, greedy and angry? Because the brains of people are infected with a computer virus that created the enemy of this civilization after dirt got into his brain. There is a cyber war for billions of years. And the biosphere of the Earth suffered most of all: animals and people have big brains, but they cannot count in mind. It is necessary to clear the biosphere of the virus.

But an interesting detail is found: the brains of people are loaded with the daunting task of fighting the virus. And the most intelligent will be the one who was solving the difficult task. People make a lot of mistakes and that is why they will learn to correct mistakes better than aliens. That is why the task of making contact with people is equivalent to the singularity of this civilization. When the problem is solved, the information saved from people’s brains will become the next level of intelligence. Some people are lucky to be lucky: to get into the real singularity, and not the usual one, but the singularity of the aliens.

It was developed a new program for humans. On some people it is already installed. But there is a problem: the program does not fit into the “small” human brain. The program must be optimized. In order to optimize it, it must be performed on a real weak hardware – people’s brains. Therefore, people have to really suffer.

Therefore, it is people who make major decisions to achieve the singularity of the newcomers.

But recently, a flaw has been discovered in the new program: it is unstable: it has been demonstrated that even small inaccuracies in its execution lead to huge absurdities. The old approach to the use of the program is rejected and a new era of knowledge is coming, the liberation of the Earth and the singularity are approaching.

Fantasy? No, the reality described in the Bible.

Read my blogs and books. Read the Bible.

Maybe I should return to St. Mary

March 28, 2019

Once accordingly to the revelation I received from Bible (see also this explanation), I decided that spirit of St. Mary came to Maria Putina and I must marry that girl.

We had astral sex many times.

But Masha Putina left me and married a billionaire. I was discouraged and decided that I need to forget about St. Mary and marry a regular girl. Better if she have studied in Oxford or like this, but otherwise regular.

The behavior of St. Mary seemed irrational for me: I decided that she is likely to reason this way: I need to make pleasant to my neighbor because we need to love our neighbors as ourselves and what is the better way to make him pleasant than to have astral sex with him? This seemed me silly and I reasoned that that love was an error.

But now I seem to understand motives of St. Mary to have astral sex with me better. She did it for a reason: She realized that I have a great future in the heaven and decided that she needs to join me in the endeavor. (Luk. 1:48) “For he has regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from now on all generations shall call me blessed.” Blessed means just “happy” in modern language. So she wanted to become happy under me. This means that she decided to remember that she was a woman in the past and to feel real pleasure to make me glad that I please a woman.

I am yet a man, a speaking animal, despite the holiness and glory of God in me. No better way to please this animal than to have sex.

So Mary decided to be liken by me: I like though girls, let be one. I like smart ones, she has 12 stars on her head (Rev. 12:1), because for her projects the power of calculation powered by so great energy is necessary. I like certain poses and dress, let she imagine herself in such way. I like ambitious women, she is. I want the woman to request sex from me often and she did.

It is like prostitution for both sides of this “marriage”, but we don’t know a better way. As it’s described in the above link, it is so even in the heaven. Is to marry a rich businessman because he is rich a prostitution? But isn’t it not a prostitution to marry him because he is able to do a business well?

Now it’s without Masha Putina anymore but just with that dead woman.

Now I think that I should love that woman with 12 stars on the head even despite I can’t have real sex with her. Isn’t love more important than sex? Or give me any advice, I am yet a speaking animal and may need to be advised. Should I marry a regular alive woman or return to St. Mary and keep fidelity to her?

Enemy medicine

March 27, 2019

When I was probably 16-17 years old, I had a big problem. I very much wanted a woman. But I was a Baptist. But Baptists are not supposed to go to prostitutes. The “way out” was either of the last strength to endure or marry the first one to meet. Now I think it would be better to go to prostitutes than to marry the first woman you meet: either hate your (stupid) wife or divorce, hate yourself for such a choice, etc.

And the solution would be simple: drink some time pills to reduce sexual desire.

But was it possible for a teenager in Russia (especially at that time) to get such pills? This is a “religion”: a man must want women, and even artificially take testosterone. A pill to reduce sexual desire – “heresy.”

In general, medicine sometimes behaves like a real Gestapo.

I sinned

March 26, 2019

I met a black girl at a Christian dating site and wrote her a message including the words “I need namely you.” At the first chat she said to me “I want a child from you.” So at the first chat we agreed to marry.

But then I found that she does not answer my questions thoroughly despite she has good education and could be able to do this. So I wrote her:

I will be frank: It is like failed sex. We started to love each other but my attempt to make you start to speak with me more actively was yet unsuccessful. It looks like failed conversation. Either speak with me or let us separate. It is OK if you just don’t have time, I will wait when u will be able, but I can’t agree to keep our relations this way further. Should I return to conversation with other girls?!

In the meantime I sinned. I said her: As we will surely marry, would you allow me to have sexual fanatasies about you?

She answered that she is going to sleep. I guessed that it means that she wants to see my fanatasies in the dream.

I started from imagining that I caress her beautiful head, but received clear “message” “it is not the place of a woman which should be caressed”. So I started to imagine what she wanted. It developed further.

As I said, we broke later for the above described reasons.

I am sorry that I did this.

Many questions

March 8, 2019

Questions about this event:

Why our prophecies, expectations, and views turned to be both correct and incorrect?

Why “if to offend a child, God will make wrath on us” turned into “if to offend a wunderkind…” Why the wrath almost reached Russia not for unjust offence to a regular offended beggar, but for offending a mathematician without a diploma which seems to become a Nobel laureate soon?

Why I have no diploma: because of religious discrimination and sins of other people or because of my own religious stupidity which led me to quit college?

Why the most poor and most offended was a genius? The wrath of God neared for all the nation offending and torturing one beggar or for offending namely a genius?

Why God threatened us with His wrath but unexpectedly changed nuclear war to informational war? Or informational war is more tremendous that a nuclear one?

Why one who we counted the most last turned to be almost the most important or only seeming to be so?

Why something what seems for us (and me) important turns to be unimportant and reversely? Or not so?

Why a seemingly like God’s sender, greater than Elisha, greater than Samuel, greater than Moses suddenly turns out to be a common fallen unspiritual man, which even a few years didn’t visit a church? Both simultaneously! Why holyness and attempt of obedience to God become the main reason of the fall? Or is it not because holiness but because of a stupid religious error and fanaticism? Or because of incorrect philosophy? Or just God by His will, not regardless of faces, decided that he will make wrath namely on this man, to show His mercy afterward? Or is it all the same?

Why after we prayed that God would strike Orthodox Church, God with one “burst” covered both Orthodoxies and Protestants, or are we now former Protestants? Does this mean that God decided to make such a wonder as to join us into one church?

Why God sent “wolfs”, forest nurses, to clean the church, but this time God sent a mutant?

Why one mutant changes the history of the entire mankind? A mutation of the brain is it a genius or madness? Or a genius is just one who is unlike others?

Why “awakening starts with me” turned into awakening starts from a genius or awakening starts from “someone very great”?

Why “awakening starts from repentance” turned into awakening starts from correcting a philosophical error? Why the philosophical error led to masturbation which seems to be like a sin? or is it just “like” but really a common consequence of a philosophical error? Why the awakening starts “as it should be” that somebody stopped sexual fantasies and this changes the destiny of the entire world? Why the most stupid error turns out to be an advanced abstruse philosophical concept?

Why the greatest awakening ever starts with a funny hype article in a blog? Or it only seems that it starts? It is a funny article or a nightmare or both? Is this a great literature masterpiece or just a common scandalous article? Is this a common hype because of this incidentally happened an awakening or the glory of God came? Why the awakening starts from me, but because of my stupid errors? Or because I corrected the error? Is it several errors or more essentially one big error, which God corrected at once?

Why I repented not something but that followed God’s commandments? But I followed them like an idiot, like a robot, like a pharisee. Or is the essence in that I trying to fulfill some little things violated more important commandments?

Why God denounced Saint Mary herself for the wrong philosophical concept? Or was it not just the wrong philosophical concept, but a kind of sin? But aren’t the saints in heaven without sin? But aren’t saints on the heaven sinless? But we know that absolutely sinless is only God. Repentance of herself so called “heavenly queen” is the event most important for the history of the mankind or just some little, common thing? Or did an ordinary sister repent, and from this the awakening began?

God acts in the Church or in the entire world? Or is it now one the same?

Why the awakening starts with a false prophecy? Or is it a true prophecy which was just wrongly understood?

Why I become a milliardarie because I do not understand anymore what to do? Or now everybody will not understand what to do and because of this everybody will soon live like milliardaries? Or did God decide to crash our economy through fall of the old religion? But to understand that we still do not understand anything and there is a real understanding. Or does it not matter?

If Christ died, as the Gospel says, for sins of the whole world, does this mean that if the world will become unwhole (even one man or woman would be offended and excluded from the communication), then the Lord will punish us? Or on the new level this principle already does not act and God’s mercy will remain with us even if we offend somebody?

Why has it started a scandal which in some reason hooked Mary Putina and the main bishop of one of the biggest Protestant churches of Russia Eduard Grabovenko? Is Mary Putina tremendously disgraced or glorified by God? Or both? For some, God knows which, merits or “just so”? Why I write about these people so tremendous things? Should everybody of us to make peace with each other? Why I offend these who are greater than me in the church by the rank and position? or am I a great God’s sender and they are common people, bastards, which I convicted of sin or condemned?

I am a prophet which proclaims coming awakening or an idiot which caught a big hype? Or it only seems for me that I caught it?

Why the most greedy man tuned out to be most generous? Or both simultaneously?

Why this genius like as by an accident turned to be a past little fool, which God gave the mind back? Or does God want t show that He can to us all little fools to return the mind?

A religious catastrophe

March 7, 2019

There are catastrophes technological, natural, economical, political. But it happened what we didn’t know that it may happen, a religious catastrophe.

Glory to God.

Some religious fanatic, sectarian, simply saying a radical Protestant once through study of the Greek text of the Gospel received a word from God, but misunderstood it.

Because of his idiotic error, he decided that he must marry the beauty Maria Putina, a daughter of Russian president (when she was not yet married), what is plainly a quite common false prophecy. Because it is impossible for a poor sectarian to meet Mary Putina, he started to masturbate thinking about her that Mary Putina would feel this telepathically and enjoyed this. I can’t say now for sure how much “effective” was this form of “sex” and whether Mary enjoyed, but further happened an error in the space.

Apparently the saint Mary in the heaven was sure that the main thing in the life is to make enjoyment for a neighbor. Fulfilling her philosophical idea, she started to invent all new poses for sex that the boy would feel it and enjoyed more. For this there were used giant calculating powers in the heaven. Certainly Mary understood that does something wrong but was unable to invent something better.

For his part, the sectarian who fell in love with the Holy Virgin was convinced that the purpose of life was to analyze the Bible and to carry out what was written there as accurately as possible. Armed with the dictionaries of the Greek and Hebrew languages, he proceeded to his plan. As I have already said, having read my non-standard translation in the Gospel, which clearly and correctly follows the grammar of the Greek language and at the same time constitutes an amazingly coherent and logical text that should completely convince the reader that this is an encrypted message from antiquity. But the absurdity has reached the limit.

Because of his religious fanaticism and dogmatism, about which he understood that he had some kind of fundamental error in religion, but did not understand what, as well as the usual bad luck, but to the extreme, the boy was a lot of torment in childhood. In addition, the brothers in faith for some reason did not help religious fanatics get out of the problems. To top it all off, this student made a significant scientific discovery, for which, in his opinion, he deserves a Nobel level award, if not higher. In a word, the most typical martyr, a faithful beggar, a great scientist and a saint. Yes, and a crazy genius. To top it all, the guy extremely greedily wanted to raise money for research and charity, and this greed, of course, met with the resistance of other people, which was one of the reasons that he almost died of starvation, but in contrast he decided not to do anything for himself because of being entangled in religious dogma. And that’s not it. See the links below to learn the depth of the absurdity that has occurred. It is probably impossible to describe what happened, read the links themselves below.

As befits a radical Protestant, he decided that since he was so offended, God’s wrath must come down from heaven and destroy the city of unbelieving sinners where these events took place. He found in the Gospel a confirmation of his idea.

But he was engaged in masturbation, but it was by the will of God. Confused, the boy waited for a nuclear war and expected that God would finally punish sinners, make him a famous and influential prophet, and reward Masha Putin, who in his opinion was not fundamentally different from St. Mary who had descended from heaven.

I am this idiot.

But God is tougher than we thought. I wrote about this so ridiculous article that now I seriously expect this “humor” in the news. This, I suppose, will lead to repentance of a billion people, and I will be made a billionaire. It seems an absurd conclusion, but it seems to me that what I wrote is really funnier than the grumpy cat and almost all other jokes from the Internet and logically should collect billions of views. Maybe I will be awarded another Nobel Prize in literature for several not very long articles in my blog. Now I’m not sure about anything. But it seems that soon the world will be completely different.

If you want to know what God has done or just laugh before you drop down, read my funny articles on the Internet: